var myDate=new Date();

var newDate = myDate.getDate();

var rhyme = new Array();
	
	rhyme[0]  = 'You can play man-to-man or prevent-zone…But Tom will still stick it right in your end zone! Right up your end zone!';
	rhyme[1]  = 'You can play man-to-man or prevent-zone…But Tom will still stick it right in your end zone! Right up your end zone!';
	rhyme[2]  = 'He\’s a true gun-slinger, throwing smart and stupid passes. He\’s older then all artificial grasses!';
	rhyme[3]  = 'In a keeper league, don\’t keep a quarterback, They’re like Dane Cook movies… They\’re all Wack!';
	rhyme[4]  = 'I\’d rather you pick Usain Bolt as a receiver. QB\’s are hurt, Cutler has diabeters!';
	rhyme[5]  = 'Carson Palmer\’s sick of giving Chad Johnson directions. Vince Young can run, but has a \‘passing\’ infection';
	rhyme[6]  = 'Playing MADDEN, Matt Leinart throws pretty long bombs, In reality he gives pretty girls beer bongs.';
	rhyme[7]  = 'Looking at the Round 2 backs, They hurt like a Brazilian Wax!';
	rhyme[8]  = 'China\’s so big! And they got that huge, Gi-Normous wall! We\’re not as big! But we got the sweet Tacoma Mall!';
	rhyme[9]  = 'Kobe hasn\’t won a thing, since the Lakers traded Shaq, You try to block his shot, and he’ll give your face a smack!';
	rhyme[10] = 'They have Yao Ming, who was built by the government to be tall! But we have Kobe, who’s always generous with his balls!';
	rhyme[11] = 'Let\’s start with Michael Phelps. That man fills up a speedo. His abs are made of Batman. His arms are made of Deebo.';
	rhyme[12] = 'See Kobe\’s realy hot, but the Lakers are so wack. Kobe only passes to guys who pass it back.';
	rhyme[13] = 'Brady wants 4 rings like Montana and Bradshaw, But Michael Strahan needs one before he’s a grandpa!';
	rhyme[14] = 'B-R-E-T!  Brett!  Brett!  Brett! Viagra Spokesman?  Yes! Yes! Yes!';
	rhyme[15] = 'Nobody knows how Brady\’s foot feels…Except Belichek, who puts cameras in Gisele’s heels.';
	rhyme[16] = 'He\’s Dirk-a-Liscious! He eats his apples red delicious. And they must be nutritious, Because Dirk never misses!';
	rhyme[17] = 'He\’s Dirk-a-Liscious! He\’s Not Hot! He\’s Dirk-a-Liscious! But he can shoot the rock, rock!';
	rhyme[18] = 'He\’s Dirk-a-Liscious! He\’s never in the sun a lot. Because he\’s pasty! Pasty!';
	rhyme[19] = 'You can shoot if you\’re Bryant. You can\’t if you\’re not. Cuz this one\’s his, that one\’s his. This is Kobe\’s shot!';
	rhyme[20] = 'He\’s a midget battling giants, he\’s a pick in a fro. Steve looks like Agent Smith, but he call ball like Neo.';
	rhyme[21] = 'When Stevie\’s on the floor, he passes real nice. And even though he\’s short, his a$$ is real nice! He\’s got an Average Person\’s Body! He\’s got a Small Canadian Body!';
	rhyme[22] = 'Celtics last win was 1986. When shorts were too short to cover their ____.';
	rhyme[23] = 'Yo half-face! Kick a beat!';
	rhyme[24] = 'So many emotions at the end of the season, So I decide to split my face in half for no reason!';
	rhyme[25] = 'Where amazing happens.  Where piano happens. Where overly-dramatic slow motion happens. Where Paul Brogan happens, Where Rap-Rapping Happens. Where Sam Cassell is totally an alien happens.';
	rhyme[26] = 'Inconsistent calls make Doc Rivers really pissed. Every time a Laker scores, they show the guy from Bucket List!';
	// Repeats Rhymes
	rhyme[27]  = 'You can play man-to-man or prevent-zone…But Tom will still stick it right in your end zone! Right up your end zone!';
	rhyme[28]  = 'He\’s a true gun-slinger, throwing smart and stupid passes. He\’s older then all artificial grasses!';
	rhyme[29]  = 'In a keeper league, don\’t keep a quarterback, They’re like Dane Cook movies… They\’re all Wack!';
	rhyme[30]  = 'I\’d rather you pick Usain Bolt as a receiver. QB\’s are hurt, Cutler has diabeters!';
	rhyme[31]  = 'Carson Palmer\’s sick of giving Chad Johnson directions. Vince Young can run, but has a \‘passing\’ infection';
	
if(rhyme[parseInt(newDate)] == undefined){
	document.write(rhyme[0]);
}
else {
	document.write(rhyme[parseInt(newDate)]);
}