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| Q? Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| A: To get to the other side! |
| Q? Why did the chicken cross the netball court? |
| A: She heard the referee calling fowl! |
| Q? Why did the chicken cross the playground |
| A: To get to the other slide! |
| Q? Why did the chewing gum cross the road? |
| A: Because it was stuck to the chicken! |
| Q? Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| A: To prove she wasn’t chicken |
| Q? Why does a chicken coop always have 2 doors? |
| A: Because if it had 4 it would be chicken sedan |
| Q?: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, which side will it fall? |
| A: Neither side Roosters don’t lay eggs |
| Q? Who tells the best chicken jokes? |
| A: Comedi-HENS! |
| Q? Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? |
| A: Because she was chicken! |
| Q? How does a chicken post a letter? |
| A: In a HEN-velope! |
| Q? Why did the chicken go to the séance? |
| A: To get to the other side! |
| Q? Why did the chicken only cross the road half way? |
| A: He wanted to lay it on the line |
| Q? What do chickens eat at birthday parties? |
| A: Coop-Cakes! |
| Q? Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? |
| A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser! |
| Q? Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| A: It wanted to get to the other site! |