Orbit TV Spot
GREEN GUY: Well hello Percy, you feather-plucking cheater.
BLUE GUY: Eat spatula and die, spittlestick. We’re here fair and square.
GREEN GUY: Then why is our fuddy duddy cheer book missing, booger breath?
BLUE GUY: I don’t know! Why don’t you check your donkey door.
GREEN GUY 2: Well why don’t you check your donkey door?
GREEN GUY: I will pineapple slap your ascot!
BLUE GUY: Bring it on, dookie head, poo-poo face!
REFEREE: Hey, you cankle bandits, knock off the pumpernickel!!
VANESSA: Fabulous! Orbit Peppermint and Spearmint clean another dirty mouth!
VANESSA: For a good clean feeling, no matter what.
Tutorial Cheer
So it goes…Ready…Okay…
Our team is strong…
Our team is quick…
You’re a bunch of spittlesticks
Our dress is blue.
Your cheers are poo
We won’t take number two from you!
Ready? Okay!
Our team is strong.
Our team is quick.
You’re a bunch of spittlesticks.
Our dress is blue.
Your cheers are poo
We won’t take number two from you!
Spirit Fingers
Cockapoodle
Labradoodle
Mucus membrane
We’ve got a lot of spirit
You’ve got a lot of names
Like Cootiehead and toilet breath
And son of a pitchfork, too
We’ve put this beat down in effect
What the Helsinki can you do?
What
The Hel…
…sinki can you do?
You can steal our playbook
You can swipe our mascot
But if you touch our hair…
We’ll pineapple slap your ascot!
South Beach Disappearing Drumline
Two bits
Four bits
Six bits a dollar
You’re a stinky monkey bum
With gravy on the collar
We’re the boys in blue
And we’re here to shock ya
You’re a dangling participle
From Lake Titicaca
TI
TI CACA
TI-TI
TICACA
So put that in your donkey door
Don’t mess with us today
We’ll take your cheers
And steal your girl
Miss CootieBurg U.S.A!
Solo & Partner Work
Ready? Okay!
F-R-O
and C - K, you
Just what the frock coat
Are you trying to do?
You play like crud
The ref is blind
Try and out cheer us?
You’re out of your finger-licking mind.
You’re called the Trojans
And you’ll never beat us
Had you lived in Rome
You’d be Gluteus Maximus!
All hail
All hail
Gluteus Maximus!
The last thing we’ll say
we’ll never repeat
Just stay out of the feather-plucking kitchen
If you can’t stand the heat
Ssssssssssss….burn!!
GREEN GUY: Well hello Percy, you feather-plucking cheater.
BLUE GUY: Eat spatula and die, spittlestick. We’re here fair and square.
GREEN GUY: Then why is our fuddy duddy cheer book missing, booger breath?
BLUE GUY: I don’t know! Why don’t you check your donkey door.
GREEN GUY 2: Well why don’t you check your donkey door?
GREEN GUY: I will pineapple slap your ascot!
BLUE GUY: Bring it on, dookie head, poo-poo face!
REFEREE: Hey, you cankle bandits, knock off the pumpernickel!!
VANESSA: Fabulous! Orbit Peppermint and Spearmint clean another dirty mouth!
VANESSA: For a good clean feeling, no matter what.
Tutorial Cheer
So it goes…Ready…Okay…
Our team is strong…
Our team is quick…
You’re a bunch of spittlesticks
Our dress is blue.
Your cheers are poo
We won’t take number two from you!
Ready? Okay!
Our team is strong.
Our team is quick.
You’re a bunch of spittlesticks.
Our dress is blue.
Your cheers are poo
We won’t take number two from you!
Spirit Fingers
Cockapoodle
Labradoodle
Mucus membrane
We’ve got a lot of spirit
You’ve got a lot of names
Like Cootiehead and toilet breath
And son of a pitchfork, too
We’ve put this beat down in effect
What the Helsinki can you do?
What
The Hel…
…sinki can you do?
You can steal our playbook
You can swipe our mascot
But if you touch our hair…
We’ll pineapple slap your ascot!
South Beach Disappearing Drumline
Two bits
Four bits
Six bits a dollar
You’re a stinky monkey bum
With gravy on the collar
We’re the boys in blue
And we’re here to shock ya
You’re a dangling participle
From Lake Titicaca
TI
TI CACA
TI-TI
TICACA
So put that in your donkey door
Don’t mess with us today
We’ll take your cheers
And steal your girl
Miss CootieBurg U.S.A!
Solo & Partner Work
Ready? Okay!
F-R-O
and C - K, you
Just what the frock coat
Are you trying to do?
You play like crud
The ref is blind
Try and out cheer us?
You’re out of your finger-licking mind.
You’re called the Trojans
And you’ll never beat us
Had you lived in Rome
You’d be Gluteus Maximus!
All hail
All hail
Gluteus Maximus!
The last thing we’ll say
we’ll never repeat
Just stay out of the feather-plucking kitchen
If you can’t stand the heat
Ssssssssssss….burn!!
